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Dad gum it!
That ol’ varmint who claims
he can make the rain clouds drop a lake has snuck himself back into
town. He’s bound to try and sell us a bill o’ goods like he done
before. We recommend y’all steer clear of this snake oil salesman
less’n you wanna laugh yourselves silly at his pugnacious pranks and
far-flung promises. But on the small chance he’s improved some,
you’d better bring an umbrella! |